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Definitions by JakE

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime
that girl is such a tierney
tierney by Jake November 5, 2007

ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
queef chief by JakE October 20, 2007
To remove something entirely from the game.
I'd block the tog if my dryad wasn't arrow'd.
arrow'd by jake September 6, 2007

knuck flucker 

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."
knuck flucker by JakE May 24, 2007

boner loaf 

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.
Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.
boner loaf by JakE May 22, 2007

Dick mailer 

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.
Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
Dick mailer by JakE May 21, 2007