JakE's definitions

Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.

This is just a hot chocolate arguement

by Jake November 15, 2004

grubtastic

Used to describe a particularly good food.

My god, this oatmeal is grubtastic!

by Jake December 8, 2004

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 1, 2010

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.

"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"

by Jake March 22, 2005

fazy

the point of alcoholic intoxication when you are in between "buzzin" and "faded"

yeah bro, after sluggin that 40oz i was pretty fazy

by jake January 2, 2005

Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.

Why is Furby eating a paper towel?

by Jake December 9, 2003