chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004