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The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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by Jacques Asse January 20, 2010
Get the radish mug.A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Get the nutbuster plus mug.Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
Get the enemisting mug.Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
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When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
Get the MILF mug.Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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