Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

the redass

The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.

Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010