Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

MILF

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

manscara

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.

Phred wears a lot of manscara.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.

Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009