Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

Porcomite

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.

She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.

by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009

slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009