140 definitions by Jacques Asse

da RuleZ these little traditions that people used to follow but now freely ignore.

Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
da RuleZ no longer apply.
by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010
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Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.
Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?
by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009
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Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.
Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!
by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009
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The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.
I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.
George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.
by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009
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Chicken breast meat in Harlem.
Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
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