Jacob's definitions

Munchpuffin

a person who munch's on puffins

quit munchin on ma puffin ya prick

by Jacob April 25, 2005

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005

tau

a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.

wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.

by jacob April 1, 2005

po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/

1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest

by jacob April 1, 2005

attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

fogres

Ogres who are found in france

the fogres took over england.

by Jacob March 22, 2005