fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 11, 2004

swag

georgia lol

person 1:what does swag mean

person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag

person 1:ohhhh

by Jacob March 24, 2021

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

by Jacob May 05, 2005

cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 03, 2005

Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.

Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.

by Jacob January 31, 2005

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 07, 2005

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 06, 2005