Jackie Walker's definitions

dossbag

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.

"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Location Joke

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Italian Karate

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005