Definitions by Jackie Walker

Beer Vouchers 

Pound Notes or Dollar Bills

"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"

Beer Vouchers by Jackie Walker January 21, 2005

RAT-A -TAT 

A word made up by a guy I know which describes the way my Scottish ass speaks.

"Yeah, you know who you are."

RAT-A -TAT by Jackie Walker January 20, 2005

Meat Napkin 

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

Meat Napkin by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Porno head 

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.

"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"

Porno head by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Location Joke 

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

Location Joke by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Italian Karate 

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

Italian Karate by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Qaeda 

Middle eastern person who looks decidedly suspicious.

"That guy in 7-11 looks Qaeda"

Qaeda by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005