12 definitions by Jackie Walker

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Beer Vouchers

Pound Notes or Dollar Bills

"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"

by Jackie Walker January 21, 2005

Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.

"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

RAT-A -TAT

A word made up by a guy I know which describes the way my Scottish ass speaks.

"Yeah, you know who you are."

by Jackie Walker January 20, 2005

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Qaeda

Middle eastern person who looks decidedly suspicious.

"That guy in 7-11 looks Qaeda"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Italian Karate

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005