Jackie Walker's definitions

dossbag

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

lickity spit

When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Location Joke

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

RAT-A -TAT

A word made up by a guy I know which describes the way my Scottish ass speaks.

"Yeah, you know who you are."

by Jackie Walker January 20, 2005

Qaeda

Middle eastern person who looks decidedly suspicious.

"That guy in 7-11 looks Qaeda"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005