Definitions by Jacker Smacker

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks 

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Pussy Prison 

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

Pussy Prison by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020

Lollipop Asshole 

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

Lollipop Asshole by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018

The Funny Fuck Show

An amateur video comprised of porn and comedy that is crudely edited.

I was walking and laughing at the Funny Fuck Show!

The Funny Fuck Show by Jacker Smacker June 13, 2016

Dirty Dick Licker

A real low down person.

Mark ate the last pickle, what a dirty dick licker

Dirty Dick Licker by Jacker Smacker May 23, 2016