Definitions by Jack mehoff

slut muffin 

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

slut muffin by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

cunt nugget 

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

cunt nugget by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

puddin' and princesses by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

wendys by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

porthos by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

twerp 

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

twerp by Jack MeHoff January 28, 2005

Omicron 

Noun

Refers to the act of womanizing and being a "playa".

Yo that omicron is hitting up my woman.

Omicron by Jack Mehoff January 27, 2005