Jack de wack's definitions
Drippy Wet Vagina- when a friend is being real cunty about something that normal people usually don't get cunty about, unless they are on the rag and trying to be difficult.
Jack: Hey scott, want to go to la ruana for lunch today?
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the DWVmug. by Jack de wack May 7, 2008
Get the ashcanmug. true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.
john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
by Jack de wack June 13, 2008
Get the fire of 1,000 sunsmug. abbreviation, choke on my cock, good to use in mixed company or around parents and such so as not to get slapped in the back of the head
by Jack de wack May 7, 2008
Get the COMCmug. by Jack de wack May 6, 2008
Get the fuckerellamug. used to refer to a girl with large boobs. an extension of the word "rack" wich traditionally refered to animal with horns and evolved to a women with big boobs.
Tom: Jim, i'm gonna go talk to rackinella in the tank top.
Jim: I don't blame you, she's got a huge rack ! !
Jim: I don't blame you, she's got a huge rack ! !
by Jack de wack May 10, 2008
Get the rackinellamug. A guy I guess from Cleavland Ohio, but I really don't know where the hell this loser is from. This ass jockey raps, Kids all think he's the bomb.com but I never hear his spins on the radio. This shit bird should go back to cleavland, and get a job washing cars or flipping burgers and he should finish school. Cause his raps sound like craps ! !
Emilie: hey did you guys hear the new kid cudi ? ?
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
by Jack de wack March 25, 2010
Get the Kid Cudimug.