Gavin

Gavin - a very funny, sometimes annoying but a very chatty bloke who may also be heavily against vegans
Gavin: "Fucking Vegans: they should be shot!"
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Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
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Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.
Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!
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Top Gear

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.
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Oh no!

*Forest scores against Southampton* (Southampton at home)

"Oh no!"
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I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.
Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!
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Spack No.4

Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!

He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.

He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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