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uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid

You are bored and probably searched up "Urban Dictionary is written by you" but backwards.
"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*
by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022
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In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022
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The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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Barcode

A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.
Person 1: I'm going to sell my shipment!

Person 1's friend: No don't there's a barcode in the lobby!
by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023
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Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?
by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025
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Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food
Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Nick

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!
by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
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