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by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022
Get the uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid mug.Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022
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The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
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by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN! mug.A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.
by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023
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Get the Are you retarded? mug.Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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