Definitions by Jack Spank9049
Spankroom
Spankroom by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022
Elf Bar
Basically every teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
Spack No.2: If I had a quid everytime I saw an Elf Bar, then I could probably book a week's trip to North Carolina from Southampton (the industrial city)
Elf Bar by Jack Spank9049 June 23, 2022
Mars
The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!
Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!
Mars by Jack Spank9049 June 14, 2022
Nick
Nick by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
Elf Bar
Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
Elf Bar by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
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"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*
uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022
In the mud
Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
In the mud by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022