Nick

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!
by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
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Spack No.3

Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.

Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)

Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)

Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels
"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace
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Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?
by Jack Spank9049 April 05, 2022
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Bitching down the line

The act of someone phoning an establishment or service as a customer and complain unreasonably
The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food
by Jack Spank9049 December 04, 2022
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Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...
Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!
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Game Over

In Football: Where a team scores (particularly late on in a game) to the point where it is near impossible for the opposition to salvage at least a point.
Game over; Fernandez makes it 2-0 for Argentina against Mexico in the World Cup in the 86th minute
by Jack Spank9049 November 27, 2022
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