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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
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Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.
Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
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Asian Minecraft let's play

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"
by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022
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The nick

Person 1: Ayo, did you see that guy in Eastleigh outside KF get taken to the nick?

Person 2: Ha yeah I did, what an absolute bellend!
by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
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Portswood

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check
I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
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Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
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