Jack Spank9049's definitions
1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fuck me!mug. A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
Get the Boss man shopmug. Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021
Get the Smoothwallmug. by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023
Get the Offline friendsmug. Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fix me upmug. What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!mug.