Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 09, 2023
To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Asus's slogan!
by Jack Spank9049 May 02, 2022
Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?
Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023
The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023