Parry Pane

A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
Mate, did you see that that goal scored from the spot against the Swiss by Parry Pane?
by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022
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On the line

To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)
Spack No.2: I have Spack No.5 on the line and he is asking to play Red Dead with us!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Boss man shop

A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.

Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Spack No.1: Where are you going?

Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
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P45'd

When one is dismissed (sacked) from their employment in the UK
Person 1: Yo is Jason in today?

Person 2: Nah Bob P45'd him yesterday evening!
by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
by Jack Spank9049 August 05, 2023
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Pinocchio2603

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"

Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*

Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"

Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"

Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 10, 2023
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Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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