Definitions by Jack Spank9049
Spack out of it!
I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
Spack out of it! by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
The sentence no-one wants to hear!
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN! by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Spack No.6
So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
Spack No.6 by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Fuck off
1. An unusually big object.
2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
1. I went to Spack No.4's house on our prom night and there was this fuck-off 4k TV in their kitchen.
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
Fuck off by Jack Spank9049 July 27, 2022
Spack No.7
Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
Spack No.7 by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
Asian Minecraft let's play
Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?
Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"
Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"
Asian Minecraft let's play by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022
New Hampshire
Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
New Hampshire by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022