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kift

A word used exclusively in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Refers to a thing/object which is rubbish, broken, or useless.

God, my watch is kift!

by Jack P Thomas November 4, 2006

2 guys 1 horse

Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.

"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"

by Jack P Thomas March 31, 2008