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oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.
"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld
by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003
mugGet the oatbagmug.

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.
Rieders eats his own clam chowder
by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003
mugGet the clam chowdermug.

quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling
Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!
by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004
mugGet the quartersmug.

Beasus

A disposable vape so you don’t sound gay askinf for a disposable
Yo toss me that peach beasus
by Jack mehoff August 20, 2021
mugGet the Beasusmug.

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.
Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.
by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005
mugGet the wendysmug.

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
mugGet the jack bagmug.

angry bull

When you are getting head and you turn the person around and start anally fucking them. Then you pull back on their hair and ride them like a bull.
Logan turned around and began to give Mike an angry bull, and then realized that Mike was gay, and so was he.
by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005
mugGet the angry bullmug.

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