Definitions by Jack Kingofferson

West Texas Poop Claw 

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

West Texas Poop Claw by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

Dip-shit 

The art of dipping tobacco while taking a shit.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I take a dip-shit on company time.

Dip-shit by Jack Kingofferson October 2, 2018

Two-dollar auction block heifer 

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

Two-dollar auction block heifer by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

Skunt 

A cunt with the odor of a skunk

I was down to go down until she peeled of her shorts and bared her skunt

Skunt by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018