Dip-shit

The art of dipping tobacco while taking a shit.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I take a dip-shit on company time.
by Jack Kingofferson October 02, 2018
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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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Skunt

A cunt with the odor of a skunk
I was down to go down until she peeled of her shorts and bared her skunt
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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