Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jack Kingofferson

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

The art of dipping tobacco while taking a shit.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I take a dip-shit on company time.

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

I was down to go down until she peeled of her shorts and bared her skunt

Skunt by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018