Jack Hoffman 's definitions

zasper

When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.

Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

bleeding gums

when you feltch a girls period out of her vagina and make out with somebody.

Holy shit you got bleeding gums from grace murphy

by jack hoffman October 30, 2004

p town

The San Francisco of Cape Cod where all the homosexuals from the area migrate to.

I just got back from P Town....all I saw the whole time was those rainbow bumper stickers and butt sex.

by Jack Hoffman December 23, 2006

Jesse bo Bessie

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.

That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.

by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023

zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose.

My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her

by Jack Hoffman March 3, 2005

frisky frenchman

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.

Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.

Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.

by Jack HOffman May 13, 2005