Jack HOffman's definitions

bleeding gums

when you feltch a girls period out of her vagina and make out with somebody.

Holy shit you got bleeding gums from grace murphy

by jack hoffman October 30, 2004

zasper

When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.

Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

frisky frenchman

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.

Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

p town

The San Francisco of Cape Cod where all the homosexuals from the area migrate to.

I just got back from P Town....all I saw the whole time was those rainbow bumper stickers and butt sex.

by Jack Hoffman December 23, 2006

elephant lines

Am initiation game where contestant form a line and stick their thumb up the persons ass in front of them and put their other thumb in their mouth and walk around while the leader yells switch and the contestants must switch thumbs.

To got into the KOK fraternity I had to do elephant lines for an hour....my breath ended up smelling like shit for a week!

by Jack Hoffman December 23, 2006

zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.

Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.

by Jack HOffman May 13, 2005

Jesse bo Bessie

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.

That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.

by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023