Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 09, 2008

Fishwasher

When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.

Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?

by Jack De October 08, 2008

MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

by Jack De October 25, 2008

Sleazy Dogga

The Leader of a Sleaze Crew, often recognised by his seedy moustache, this Sleaze is looked up to by all other sleazes. WARNING: Children should avoid this particular sleaze.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze.
Guy 2: Yeah Ithink he's a Sleazy Dogga.
Guy 3: That's probably why he hangs out with that crew of sleazes all the time.

by Jack De October 09, 2008

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.

Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.

by Jack De April 24, 2008