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tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.
His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.
by Jack June 19, 2004
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Virginia

First of all, 12 year olds like the kid above me make us look bad, (trust me, he's an exception to the rule). Virginia contains a wealth of history, especially in the eastern part of the state. In Norfolk we house the largest naval base in the world, which unfortunately, makes us the biggest nuclear strike target in the world. The military is the key economic factor in the eastern part of the state. They've tried to clean up the resort area in VA Beach, with limited success. "Decent" surf is brought to our shores in the winter time, stomach-chest high on a good day. I wouldn't recommend going past Richmond unless you'll be staying on the interstate, God only knows what goes on there. In summary, it's a hell of a lot better than Indiana.
Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not pronounced like "vagina."
by Jack June 21, 2004
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dirt bag

a Bag full of your shit that comes out of your ass which is called brownies
Thats something you see almost everyday
by jack June 21, 2004
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tote

Slang - (Queens)English for smoke, (toke,) drink and shag endless supplies of women.
Come to central Lisbon so we can tote togther for a night.
by Jack June 22, 2004
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dtheatre

The largest film news discussion site and community online. dtheatre.com
Did you see that article on dtheatre yesterday?
by Jack June 22, 2004
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dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.
by Jack June 23, 2004
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sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration
During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass
by Jack June 23, 2004
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