Jack's definitions

miske

someone who stays forever young

Miske would have the same sweet 16 haircut on his 32nd birthday

by jack November 8, 2004

posegay

distant cousin of batman; striking fear into the minds of little aquatic dwelling peoples;

o sh*t posegay is coming

by Jack February 26, 2005

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by jack January 1, 2005

Knerys

A Colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of Orlando up on her wall, and swimming.

Knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.

by Jack January 2, 2004

Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

by Jack October 7, 2004

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005