JaSoN's definitions

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006

zuckas

The sound you make when you sit down.

by jason October 29, 2003

craptacular

shitty or stupid enough to win a prize.
(also see "craptabulous."

Your 1986 honda is craptacular.

by Jason January 13, 2004

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals

danny russet bums animals all day

by jason May 11, 2004

Heartwork

The finest British metal album ever to be produced, back in 1993 by legendary gore-grinders Carcass.

Carcass - Heartwork 1993, Earache Records

by Jason May 13, 2005