blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004

booswigger

alcoholic, someone whos always drinking

1. you are being too loud.
shut up booswigger ur drunk.
2. lookit that there booswigger sue-may-jim-bob, he looks a tad intoxicated.

by jake May 13, 2005

F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

by jake March 07, 2003

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004