JaKe's definitions

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck

Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises

by Jake February 3, 2004

steamroll

the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)

Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!

by JakE October 22, 2006

blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

by Jake April 13, 2005

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004

heeg

A word coined by the question database ChaCha, possessing no specific meaning, but is instead used to quickly change the subject when they do not have an answer to your question.

Me: "How many mountains exist throughout the world?"

ChaCha: "There is no such thing as a heeg."

Me: Time to switch to KGB...

by JakE May 2, 2010

fly on the wall

to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants

1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own

2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement

3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business

by Jake March 1, 2004