JaKe's definitions
Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 1, 2010
Get the beaner shieldmug. 1.) Something that people have very often.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
Get the Seizuremug. My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.
I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 5, 2004
Get the dick fusemug. Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 1, 2005
Get the Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000mug. by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the hot beef injectionmug. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
Get the carrotmug. Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 6, 2005
Get the McAssholemug.