JOn's definitions

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

B.E.T.

Network that feeds off African-American stereotypes. Doesn't play real black music like blues. Viacom is killing US Television

BET music is a joke. It would be a real shocker to see performers like Keb Mo', Robert Cray, or Corey Harris featured on that network. They probably never won't.

by Jon May 19, 2003

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone

Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.

by Jon August 5, 2004

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004