JOhn's definitions

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

tremode

One who is pathetically lazy and unmotivated to the point that they wear sweatpants and velcro shoes for the majority of their days.

Did you see that tremode? He looked like he gave up on life so long ago that they're ready to give him a lifetime subscription to Lazyasses.com

by John April 29, 2004

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

Evil

Another word for 'kinky'.

Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.

by John December 26, 2004