JOhn's definitions

nedbeats

crappiest music ever. Dance/rave music

haw man. listen tae thay quality nedbeats

by john September 29, 2003

bolt on

part that can be easily added to a car.

He just put in a bolt on blower.

by John December 6, 2004

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

axe wound

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

by John December 25, 2002