JOe's definitions

buttslut

person who is obsessed w. the fucking of the butthole

aj cash was being such a hairy buttslut last nite

by joe May 13, 2005

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 9, 2003

t baggee

The unsuspecting patron having a nutsack rammed into their mouth while they are asleep, then finding their picture on the web a few days later with a ball sack in their mouth

Jim, the t baggee's mandibles hurt from my huge ballsack that stretched out his mouth when i t bagged him

by Joe December 9, 2003

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

mooshoo chicken

a really dumb person.

ussually has the name of mike peirce.

eat good chinede food in china......cats+dogs = mooshoo chicken!!

by joe November 13, 2004

P90

vintage single coil Gibson electric guitar pickups. also called "soap bar"

used by pete townsend, and billie joe to record "warning", among others

My SG has P-90s in it.

by Joe November 11, 2003