JOSH's definitions

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

Es

Es pwns j00 all

Es pwn me

by Josh June 4, 2004

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

candycaine

a slang term for cocaine or nose candy its all very stupid but cool like in scarface when he gets shot like 80 times and says come on is that all you got

dude fuck candycaine just smoke some cryonic

by josh September 16, 2003

samo

fat shit #2

"im hungry"

by josh September 29, 2003

grog

grog is a word used by aussies which means alcahol

im going to the bottle shop to buy some grog

by Josh September 22, 2004