Definitions by JOSH

glitchy 

This is what neopets servers are.

Neopets servers are glitchy steaming piles of shepoopy

glitchy by Josh July 20, 2004

Absent 

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

Absent by Josh July 16, 2004

G-mail 

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

G-mail by Josh July 16, 2004

Downhill 

1. When an artist. (writer, painter, musician, other.) is built up to the level where they've felt proud of their works. And they keep working on their art when they know they aren't in the suitable mood. Nor the time to work.

2. Artist keeps working, knowing that he/she isn't going to be proud of his work. His unstoppable running mood doesn't stop him/her from working.

1. "Man, her poetry is really falling downhill.

2. "I can't believe I broke my favorite band Metallica's new cd, St. Anger. They really went downhill on that album.

Downhill by josh July 15, 2004

methusalem 

A build of FreeDOS. We spent a long time trying to figure out what it meant. It's probably a misspelling and should really be Methusaleh whom is that 968 year old biblical guy.

Do you have the methusalem build?

methusalem by Josh July 12, 2004

5 second rule 

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

5 second rule by Josh July 10, 2004

fannylicker 

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.

You are such a fannylicker.

fannylicker by Josh July 9, 2004