JONATHAN's definitions

recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.

JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.

by Jonathan September 21, 2004

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

Shoot dang yeah

This term was created by Dr.Singer who in moving from the east coast to the midwest was rather interested by the hillbillies which inhabited the local area, and therefore created this amusing slang term.

Woman: "Have you been to Doctor Singer's Yoga class?"

Man: "Shoot dang yeah!"

by Jonathan February 28, 2005

ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.

"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry

by Jonathan March 6, 2005

mushu

Someone who craves, and usually gets, attention. Widely considered freaks mushi (not mushus) are a threat to our society. See Carnage Blender

Mushu is acting like an idiot today....let us slap him with a variety of fish

by Jonathan July 7, 2004

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004