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(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.
by John June 27, 2004
Get the 10 feet mug.1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.
2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team
3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.
2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team
3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.
Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."
Translation: The end justifies the means.
Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.
Translation: The end justifies the means.
Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.
by John June 27, 2004
Get the WMD mug.N; When one fills a waterballoon with highly liquid fecies after having ingested large quantites of mexican food. One then throws this waterballoon onto one's intended target, thus giving unto that person place or thing a "Greasy Jane." A Greasy Jane tends to contain highly acidic deuce, that the target will not only be shocked that they are covered in said deuce, but they will also experience a burning sensation.
by John June 30, 2004
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"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"
by John October 1, 2004
Get the Iremongering mug.1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.
1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.
by john October 1, 2004
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