JOHN's definitions

z06 corvette

A very fast american sports car with 405HP Stock. You see this engine has 405HP Stock. Their is no Honda, Acura or any poorly made import that has 405HP stock. In fact they all are garbage. The Z06 Corvette is a very fast car that will smoke imports. Just face it, imports are garbage. Sure you can make a Geo Metro run 7s on a quater mile, but it is still a garbage car. Just like Hondas and other imports.

A cold air intake on an import might make an extra 5-6HP, but on a V8 it's 15-20 HP. The exhuast systems on imports around 10-15. On V8s it is 25-30 HP. Just face it, the fastest import will loose to the fastest American V8. Also Cadilact has a prototype V16 that has 1,000HP on pump gas. Name a proto type import that can match that? You can't!!! Imports a garbage. If you like them so much move to Japan. Heh, maybey Japanese people like American cars becuase they are faster.

by John January 7, 2004

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

gonzo

A girl getting stuff from behind.

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!

by John April 24, 2003

re

Common word used amongst trashy, uneducated classless wogs at the end of each sentence.

LiKe OmIgOd mArIa U C dAt BuRnOuT rE

by John August 20, 2003

Awp

A leathal "one hit kill" sniper rifle,
used alot in the counter-strike series.
know for its deadly accuracy and power.

"omg! that bloody awp rele ticks me off!"

by John June 18, 2005

leuk

"leuk" is originally dutch and can be used if something is okay and accepted (mostly following an interrogative sentence) or if something is great, awesome or superb.

"I really feel leuk today"

"That is a leuk idea"

"Let go to the movies to see the new one with Tom Hanks" - "Leuk."

by John September 2, 2008

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006