slug

Put a slug in that slugs chest
by John March 10, 2005
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world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.
the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.
by john May 07, 2005
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Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.
I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.
by John April 07, 2004
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chiefing

To draw on someones face when they are passed out after drinking
by John November 24, 2003
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Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."
by John March 02, 2004
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bald eagle

a person who has no pubes
Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off
by john May 14, 2003
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Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.
1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.
by John October 24, 2004
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