JOHN's definitions

Mariya

One who talks a lot but is smart and PMS a lot an sometimes a BITCH!

Mariya feels good when she PMS

by John April 13, 2005

repost

Usually used on message boards. When something has already been previously posted and a n00b comes in and reposts it, thinking he is uber l337.

REPOST stupid n00b :rolleyes:

by John December 15, 2004

Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

by John March 4, 2005

interocular

Something that is obvious to everyone.

"It is interocular that you you are confuse easily"

by John February 13, 2004

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by John January 9, 2004

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003