JOE's definitions

yefaday

An all new form of ebonics for the word yesterday.

That jello was so crunk i don't remember anything from yefaday

by joe January 20, 2005

Karmageddon

On 9/18/03, gamefaqs message boards had problems with the moderation system, thus not letting anyone mod anyone. Some guy said to go and commit account suicide aka luicide and the boards had to be shut down. 75-140 people were banned that day

Karmageddon: 9/18/03, fellow LUEsers we will miss.

by Joe October 12, 2003

nasal

Nasal intercourse where a man sticks his penis in the womans nose

Push for nasal! Everybody must get nasal!

by Joe January 16, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

yano

A disgusting and disturbing...ahhh...little sex machine that rapes little kids when they fall asleep; snuffles some truffles in the middle of the night.

...my ass is looser; damn yano...

by Joe April 8, 2004

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004