sloppy joe

when your eating a girl out and she bleeds on your nose.

Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.

by Joe April 11, 2003

ROFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

Person 1: I Have crabs
Person 2:ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

by Joe June 19, 2006

taco bump

when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.

those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos

by joe July 08, 2003

Shvanz

A mans Penis

"wow look at her!"
"Yea my Shvanz is stating to get rigor mortis!"

by Joe March 01, 2004

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 09, 2004

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005