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Koji Kondo

A guy who composes the music for a number of Mario and Zelda games.
I wish I had Koji Kondo's talent...
by Joe December 12, 2003
mugGet the Koji Kondomug.

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.
by joe December 4, 2004
mugGet the swig the beefmug.

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.
1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick
by Joe October 3, 2004
mugGet the Alucardmug.

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.
Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0
by joe October 1, 2004
mugGet the bloviatemug.

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock! Oh, we also have more people with "Canadian" accents than in Canada. Actually, it is just people who say "eh." Canadians dont say that, Wisconsinites do.
by Joe August 14, 2003
mugGet the Wisconsinmug.

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
mugGet the head fakemug.

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
by joe April 11, 2003
mugGet the british cottagemug.

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