JL's definitions

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

by JL February 11, 2021

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 21, 2003

Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 21, 2003

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

t & a

Tits and Ass. Something really good.

when watching a man piss on an electric fence you yell T & A, T & A

by JL August 22, 2003