JJ Jarvis's definitions

emection

An erection caused by watching someone barf or barfing yourself.

As my wife barfed, I stuck my emection up her ass.

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

panty art

Abstract image left on panties by blood soaked pubic hairs , when her period starts, unexpectedly.

Me: Damn, that's some crazy panty art.

Her: Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

Dittler

A pedophile.

Bill shanked the dittler, in the shower.

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

dinkwart

A wart on the penis.

How do you get rid of a dinkwart ?

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011