JJ's definitions

Bill Clinton

The blackest president we had so far.

by JJ November 5, 2003

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 4, 2006

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 12, 2004

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

Fo'Dog

A pimp that has a large amount of money.

Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!

by JJ February 25, 2003