vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".
douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.
by jj August 21, 2006
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Idiot

People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true!
"That person said Hilary Duff sucks! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.
by JJ July 28, 2004
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.
by jj July 05, 2003
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parmp

a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals
hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp
by jj March 11, 2005
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balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.
by JJ November 25, 2003
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Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
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croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching
get out of my face you croach wagon
by jj January 22, 2005
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