JIm's definitions

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Mode

A large Bacardi and Coke. This is always a double measure unless specified otherwise. A single Mode is called a Valerie.

Note: plural it is still "Mode"

"Four more Mode please."

by Jim February 20, 2004

Assassin

the art of shoving someone's butt cheek up their ass.

Joe was behiving badly until I assassined him.

by jim October 24, 2003

mcgyver

When during sex, you can't find a condom to use, so you improvise and find items around you to make one.

Last night, Mitchel Burgess had to mcgyver a dirty sock and a rubberband before he blew his load into some swamp donkey he met on the street.

by Jim January 14, 2004

gimpcheese

A combination of two insults really ie; bell cheese and gimp.

" that bloke's such a gimpcheese, he can't even park his fiesta..... "

by jim February 17, 2004

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004