chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself
ima go to the store fo a chumpy
by jim August 29, 2003
mugGet the chumpymug.

lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis
Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'
by jim August 23, 2004
mugGet the lartighmug.

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.
" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."
by jim February 17, 2004
mugGet the bowie knife mistakemug.

jizzphobia

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
by Jim April 23, 2004
mugGet the jizzphobiamug.

anal

the process of inserting an erect penis or dildo into a man or womans asshole
by Jim December 21, 2003
mugGet the analmug.

metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.
1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!
by Jim October 4, 2005
mugGet the metroidmug.

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.
I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee
by Jim May 13, 2008
mugGet the double nickelmug.

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