mustaffa

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

by Jimmy March 27, 2004

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 24, 2003

sped

Short for "Special Ed."
Person who acts like an idiot, or fails to recognize your superiority.

Dave, you are such a sped.

by Jimmy March 12, 2005

HURK

when you are playing foot ball and you are about to throw the ball, instead of saying "HIKE" be funny and say "HURK".

i yelled "HURK" while playing foot ball today

by JIMMY November 05, 2004

Ilsa

A crazy random beautiful creature that enjoys being indulgent. Very unpredictable, do not look directly into the eyes of one if you see it. If in danger, release a blow fly and she will run like hell.

Did you see that Ilsa? Damn she was gorgeous!

by Jimmy October 07, 2004

Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.

"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"

by Jimmy May 05, 2003

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 09, 2003