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motard

a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference
holy mother of shit, hes a motard!
by jimmy February 23, 2005
mugGet the motardmug.

brown knuckles

The failed act of fisting, due to lower intestinal blockage.
Jimmy want to fist his girl, but she was to full to engage, leaving Jimmy with a nasty case of the brown knuckles.
by Jimmy May 13, 2003
mugGet the brown knucklesmug.

mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex
Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man
by Jimmy January 14, 2006
mugGet the mince piemug.

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel
you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry
by jimmy September 9, 2003
mugGet the bagelrymug.

BMW

BMW's rock, but still should buy benz
by Jimmy September 24, 2003
mugGet the BMWmug.

Dorkette

Super cool Christian-girl hottie.
Abby is such a dorkette it's unbelievable.
by Jimmy October 17, 2004
mugGet the Dorkettemug.

the shablablu

when mike tougas is makin a move on somebody at the water park
when mike was hittin on that ulgy girl at sunsplash
by jimmy August 6, 2003
mugGet the the shablablumug.

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