JIM's definitions

five piece

To strike with closed fist.

"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"

by jim November 21, 2004

run that

To process information using alternate methods of cognitive skills.

"If you don't put some pressure on your bunk, yuz goin' to the naked hole...now run that!"

by jim November 21, 2004

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

by Jim November 25, 2004

themshitz

Term for any object whatsoever.

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!

by Jim November 25, 2004

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004