JIM's definitions

Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

by Jim April 14, 2005

overshare

same as "too much information" TMI

Did I ever tell you about how you were conceived?

Uh, no, mom, that would be an overshare.

by Jim December 14, 2003

gayware

See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.

Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?

by Jim September 4, 2004

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

himin

Term used as a way of getting someone's attention
Shouted as a term of annoyance.

Himin, what are you doing?

HIMIN! Fit are you playing at?

by Jim July 3, 2004

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003