JEss's definitions

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.

Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.

by Jess April 17, 2005

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

chis

chis: a common name given to people with a stab fetish

chis stabed the poor mouse, then moved his hand up and down

by jess August 20, 2004

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003

bum

doing nothing, bludging

lets just do nothing and bum around

by jess March 27, 2005

romped

a sexual activty

torrie romped jess

by jess August 14, 2003