god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 15, 2004
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kewlers

Her hair looks so kewlers today!
by jess August 07, 2004
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George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.
Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.
by Jess April 17, 2005
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Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".
'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'
by Jess December 02, 2004
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moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.
Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"
by Jess June 09, 2004
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foznee

term of endearment from one wigger to the next. Can be shortened to "foz"
'Sup, foz? -or- 'sup foznee?
by Jess July 16, 2004
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homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.
Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.
by Jess July 21, 2005
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