Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

Zumonka

Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

by Jeremy March 25, 2005

Fubar

motel near eat n park where hookers and lonely gentlemen go for pleasure.

Yo, lets go to the Fubar.

by Jeremy June 09, 2004

Acid

Acid , LSD is the most powerful psychadelic drug on the streets. It will make you experience things you have never thought would happen. As a comparison, some think it as a video game, but in a more broader sense it gives your mind a very trippy effect and you can begin to see trails, dots, inanimate objects doing human things. Boosts Creativity a lot.

Dude! I just got a 10 strip of acid man, Lets go drop the shit at my place tomorrow at seven..Bring Pink Floyd!

by Jeremy December 04, 2004

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 18, 2004

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 09, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 12, 2003