JEremy's definitions

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

nubslayer

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty

"Damn, i am owning, i am a nubslayer"

by Jeremy November 22, 2003

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

piece

gun

how much u sellin dat piece

by jeremy October 21, 2003

pfr

commonly used on HALO's multiplayer. stands for "plasma gernade, fragment gernade, rocket". commonly used on stunt servers where players attempt to do glitches (fall through map, fly though walls,get on top of map,etc.)on various HALO maps.

player2: how did you get on top of the map?

player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.

by jeremy March 7, 2005