JEff's definitions

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

Grimace

The face made buy a guy when a girl "accidently" uses her teeth.

Dude, sally made me grimace the other day, and I wanted to cry

by Jeff January 13, 2004

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

Escuela'd

Being officially schooled.

You have the right to remain... escuela'd.

by jeff January 18, 2004

Big Skinny

1)A very skinny girl who tries to have a big friend to heavier people but fails because she is just too skinny.

2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.

"Look at that girl who is trying to be nice to that fat boy. She is a big skinny"

or

Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.

by jeff January 20, 2004