JEff's definitions

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

by Jeff March 15, 2004

nestes

the plural of nesticle. commonly used in certain IRC channels

* bob w00tles joe's nestes

by Jeff February 10, 2003

trick-off

Taking care of personal on the down low, when you should be doing other things.

Mike should have been at work, but he was tricking off at the mall.

by Jeff December 18, 2003

gine

Plural for girl, especially as an object of sex.

There was so much gine running around that club, it was sick!

by jeff March 21, 2004

xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

backyard

slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!

by Jeff July 24, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003