JESTER's definitions

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

SOL

so outta luck

by jester September 30, 2003

hardaah

To get utterly and severely beaten and owned at quake 3 by a member of the opposite sex (Usually used when a female beats a male)

Dude, you fucking got hardaah'ed there.

by Jester June 29, 2003

STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

by Jester October 8, 2004

naibsel

A woman who is backwards

She is a naibsel, Does she know how good a kcoc feels?

by Jester July 2, 2004

pun

v. abreviation of pundance, to make ordinary or boring.

We went to the mall last thursday, and my friend started to pun the experience.

by jester September 30, 2003

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002