aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.
Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
by Jester October 31, 2004
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by Jester December 24, 2002
This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.
by Jester November 24, 2004
fuck you - nothing you say or do could make you matter to me, I am actually upset that you are stealing my air
by Jester December 26, 2002
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