JESTER's definitions

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004

pun

v. abreviation of pundance, to make ordinary or boring.

We went to the mall last thursday, and my friend started to pun the experience.

by jester September 30, 2003

naibsel

A woman who is backwards

She is a naibsel, Does she know how good a kcoc feels?

by Jester July 2, 2004

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

Couture

Having to with clothes and or fashion.

You can be considered Faconable or a Fashionista if your Couture is up to date.

by jester November 30, 2003

SOL

so outta luck

by jester September 30, 2003

STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

by Jester October 8, 2004