JESTER's definitions

Yeti-Yanker

Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.

God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off

by Jester December 24, 2002

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

Whateva

fuck you - nothing you say or do could make you matter to me, I am actually upset that you are stealing my air

You know what I think about you? whateva..

by Jester December 26, 2002

knoe

when you spell know wrong. Sorry Teres, jeez.

I know that you knoe.

by Jester February 16, 2003

teres

A very unique person, who tends to jump from topic to topic during conversations. Usually asks questions when confused, which can be quite often.

What?

by Jester February 16, 2003

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003