sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 29, 2004
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69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.
She sixty nined me.
by jessica February 22, 2003
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shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.
This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".
by Jessica March 23, 2005
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decrunked

yo nephew christine decrunked the party bitch
by jessica September 19, 2004
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krunked

Drunk and highhh
Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.
by jessica December 30, 2003
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ckt

by Jessica January 28, 2004
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maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari
jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!
by Jessica August 18, 2004
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