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ds

she got them ds lips
by jessica February 18, 2004
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emotard

A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.
My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.
by Jessica February 22, 2004
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madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.
by JESSICA February 24, 2004
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speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.
Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.
by Jessica February 26, 2004
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Jai

adjective: Gorgeous, confident, cultured
noun: idealistic male.
Going to see Wicked? You're so Jai!
by Jessica February 29, 2004
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shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness
dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka
by jessica March 6, 2004
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queer nugget

someone who is gay or jewish. these people usually are low grade and often annoy or piss people off in a big way
dammit i told u to stop calling me you queer nugget!!!!!!!!! motherfuckers!
by jessica March 6, 2004
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