JESSE's definitions

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

hoopdoggin'

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

by Jesse May 21, 2003

Hesha

whoever said it means hella is hella stupid! the real meaning is whatever you want it to be.

Oh hesha fuck! You hesha!

by Jesse June 7, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

BMX

The greatest thing on the planet.

I ride bmx. i love it more than my girlfriend.

by jesse June 20, 2003

TRADE

Example of a gay one-night stand. Typically used in the South.

That big queen Josh hooked up with some trade and got laid yesterday.

by jesse July 8, 2003